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I REGRET EVERYTHING (2008)
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This three minute pop-song will end the war
This three minute pop-song will bring them home
I think highly of all my pop songs
They can solve international problems
No one understands that war is tragic thing
That's why I wrote this pro-love magic thing
As soon as these notes hit the airwaves
Troops'll march from their sand graves
Congress will reverse their war plan
Our President will end command
Breathy vocals make me smarter
This three minute pop-song will end the war
It's a shame this idea has never been expressed before
Especially on all our many pop-stations
Where politics are the sensation
So maybe I'm a simpleton
Maybe I can't read
Yeah, I haven't voted once
My whole band's on speed
Breathy vocals make you think I have all the answers
The only book I have read
Was some piece of shit by Al Franken
It shaped my life And My music
And my perspective
I know entertainers hold the answers
Hell, I got my GED
I've read a lot of stuff on the internet
And I'm an authority, don't you see
And I just want to oversimplify
A complex issue and make it rhyme
And steer our youth to an uninformed end
So they can join my league of minions
In fact my cousin's wife's best friend
Had some nephew who had to spend
About one year across the sea
And this brings the war home to me
You can't imagine how bad my breath is
This three-minute pop song will end the war
This three-minute pop song will bring them home
I'm so convinced I hired an orchestra
Actually, it's just a Casio keyboard-a
I swear I hold all the answers
It's really simple just love, love, love
And why can't they just share the Gaza Strip?
Children share crackers, it's the same thing
Love, love, love, love, love, love, love
Love, love, love, love, love, love, love
This three minute pop song
This three minute pop song
Will end the war
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