|
|
I REGRET EVERYTHING (2008)
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Possible Improvements for the Human Body
Areas where God Himself went wrong
Some of these oversights seem so clear
It makes me want to speed up the years
AND EVOLVE!
The clitoris, it should be housed inside the vaginal wall
To eliminate the need for reach-arounds and to make childbirth a ball
And I want my balls housed inside my body
They make running hell and scare everybody
And by the way we should probably scrap emotions
They delay progress and self-promotion
Have you also noticed we have too many teeth?
Could God not count? Of did he make us freaks?
Possible Improvements for the Human Body
Areas where God Himself went wrong
Some of these oversights seem so clear
It makes me want to speed up the years
AND EVOLVE!
My eyelids, they aren’t thick enough for me to nap in the sun
My feet, they should come equipped with built-in cartilage shoes
And ovulation should be voluntary
Just think of all the brats we won’t need to bury
We also must eliminate anal hair
As it just traps shit and unleashes despair
The vagina also needs to be more elastic
Why does painless childbirth seem so fantastic?
Possible Improvements for the Human Body
Areas where God Himself went wrong
Some of these oversights seem so clear
It makes me want to speed up the years
AND EVOLVE!
Why . . . does foreskin exist?
Someone give me one good reason
Why . . . fucking foreskin fucking exists!
It’s so absolutely useless that it’s chopped
Off . . . the moment we plop out!
|
|
|
|
|
