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I REGRET EVERYTHING (2008)
01 Let's Be Vague
02 The Forecast
03 Columbia, MO
04 Mom, I'm Home
05 Possible Improvements for the Human Body
06 Tsunami
07 Sister Act
08 American Songwriter
09 Just Lie Still
10 Life is Too Short
11 The Saddest Story Ever Told
12 Fuck You Dreams
13 Lawrence
14 My Big Balloon
15 Negative Norman
16 Priorities
17 So Humble, So Strong
18 Fortune & Glory
19 Southerner Without His Accent
20 Untitled
Hello, my name is Stacey
And I think that I’ll go far
That’s why I’m going to New York City
So I can be a Broadway star
I did a lot of theatre
And choir in my high school
And all my teachers always told me
If I quit I’d be a fool

I hope you starve!
I hope you starve!
It’s not gonna happen!
Work at a gas station
And play the lottery

Hello, my name is Andy
And I think I’m gonna go far
That’s why I’m going to Los Angeles
So I can be a Movie Star
I think I’ve got the talent
I know I’ve got the steam
My stay-at-home mom always tells me
That I’ve got to follow my dreams

Fuck your dreams!
Accept your fate!
You’re up against a million
Deluded civilians
You won’t be anything!

You’ll find yourself at 40 years old
A washed-up community theatre star
Your only fan is your best friend’s mom
Looks like it's time for an MBA
Fuck your dreams get your MBA
Rot away, get your MBA
Fuck your dreams get your MBA

© FRANK REED RECORDS 2008